What would happen if you would swallowed a bell?

It would tickle your tummy and jingle all day long.

You would ask yourself “Why?”

You’d remember that it was Christmas time and you wanted to be festive.

But then you’d realize, it was just an old bell and you would need a bow to make it festive.

You would then swallow a ribbon to tie a bow around the bell.

Then you’d ask yourself why?

After you’d remember it was to make the bell festive.

Then you would realize, you had no gifts to go with the bell and the bow.

So you would swallow some gifts.

Then you’d wonder why you did that?

No one knows.

You’d remember your reasoning and find it to be illogical.

After everything, you would swallow a sack.

And then ask yourself the wise question of why?

But then, of course, it was to have a sack to put the gifts in, with the bell and the bow.

You would swallow a jingle bell to tie around the sack next.

Then you’d wonder why?!?

And the never-ending cycle would start all over again.

Maybe next time don’t swallow a bell. 🔕 😉